Envious Lover Test

The pixel art is rough, like someone drew it with their left hand while distracted, but that's the whole point I think. You sit down across from this psychologist lady, Dr. Vera or something, and she's got these glasses that slide down her nose when she leans forward. The test starts simple. Do you check your partner's phone? Would you get mad if they smiled at a waiter? Standard stuff. But the way she looks at you after each answer, tapping her pen on that clipboard, her expression shifts just a tiny bit. I started lying on purpose just to see what she'd do. Halfway through I forgot this was supposed to be a porn game. The questions got weirdly specific about a neighbor named Mike who's always "helping" with things around the house. The game's tagged playhis and next door so you know where this is heading. My answers made her frown, then smirk, then uncross her legs real slow. The animation is janky, just a few frames cycling, but something about the dead air between questions made my brain fill in the gaps. I've got a folder full of perfect loop gifs from other games but this one, the imperfections stick in your head worse. The sound design is basically nothing, just a low hum and occasional paper shuffle. Wish there was a voice, even a bad one. Then the reward screen hits. She stands up, says my jealousy profile is "volatile but predictable" and the blouse comes off. Not smoothly. The sprite just changes state like a pokemon evolution. But the dialogue, man. She starts describing exactly what she'd do to test my loyalty, involving that neighbor, and the text is surprisingly filthy. Not poetic, just blunt descriptions that made me read them twice. The whole thing is maybe ten minutes long. The cheat tag is there but it's all in your head, a psychology test that makes you the subject. I kept clicking through to see if there was a different ending but it's linear. The test judges you and you just sit there taking it. Literally.

• next door
• psychology
• playhis
• cheat
• girlfriend