Code[Y0K0] - Drill Spot

I think I pressed the wrong button six times before finding where the hell the volume slider is. That's the actual game right there. Not the hunting trip. Not the redhead with the ridiculous rifle. The interface is a boss fight. Yoko is supposedly taking you animal hunting but let's be real, the rifle mechanics are some flash game tier nonsense where you click circles that appear on screen. The animal sprites look like they escaped from a Windows 98 screensaver. Honest to god I spent three minutes clicking a deer that was already dead because the hit detection just gave up on life. This isn't a hunting sim, it's a test of patience designed by someone who secretly hates you. And then clothes start disappearing. She's got a crush, the description says. You are the densest protagonist in anime parody history because apparently you didn't notice the woman who volunteered to go alone with you into the woods is wearing basically a bikini and keeps stretching in ways that... look. The sex scenes trigger after you fail or succeed at enough minigames, I couldn't figure out which. There's this one arcade style segment where you have to match drill icons, it's straight out of a bootleg Bejeweled knockoff, and if you clear it she just mounts you against a tree. No transition. Just neck deep in porn logic. The animation loops are choppy but weirdly charming, like someone rotoscoped a hentai GIF from 2006. The repaint options, by the way, what the fuck. You can change interface color themes to "gurren" patterns which just turns all buttons into flame textures and makes text completely unreadable. I respect the commitment to theme over basic functionality. There's a rhythm minigame I cannot explain that involves Yoko's hips and the game's framerate tanking simultaneously. It's the most honest thing here.

• gurren lagann (tengen toppa)
• simulator
• arcade
• gurren lagann
• yoko littner