Thicc Problems

Mariene is 46 and her tits are probably fantastic, that's the first thing that hooks you. The whole setup is this weird mix of midlife crisis and police academy fantasy, like someone's aunt suddenly decided to become a cop after her tenant's husband vanishes. Not her husband, mind you. The tenant's husband. Claude is just... gone. And Mariene, this landlady with apparently nothing better to do, applies to the academy on a whim and somehow gets in. The game doesn't even pretend that's realistic. What follows is her boss putting her in "unusual situations" which is code for the kind of corruption arc that makes you feel slightly dirty for clicking through. The CG hentai scenes are where this thing actually delivers. There's this one moment in the evidence locker, or maybe it was the interrogation room, I don't fucking remember, but her uniform is half off and the expression on her face is that perfect mix of humiliation and reluctant arousal. You know the one. Where the eyes are kind of wet but the mouth is doing something completely different. The mystery part is barely there. Like, Claude's disappearance is supposedly driving the plot but honestly I kept forgetting why we were even here. The detective work amounts to clicking dialogue options that all lead to the same place. Her pants coming off. The visual novel style is rough. Not in a charming way. In a "someone learned Ren'Py last weekend" way. But the corruption progression is paced well enough that you keep clicking. Mariene starts off all proper and concerned about her missing tenant and by the midpoint she's... let's just say the police academy didn't prepare her for this. The boss character is a complete cliché but his scenes have this uncomfortable power dynamic that works if you're into that. Which you probably are if you're playing this. I wish the mystery actually mattered. There's this one clue about Claude's last known location that gets completely abandoned and I'm still annoyed about it. The game just forgets. Moves on to another scene of Mariene getting felt up in a patrol car. Priorities, I guess.

• detective
• mystery
• visual novel
• cg hentai
• corruption