Sexation Quest 4 Samantha

The soundtrack on this thing. I had my headphones on, right, and the bassline kicks in when you first talk to Samantha on the bench. It's like a bad porno funk loop that got left in a microwave. I actually restarted the browser tab twice because I thought my phone was picking up interference from somewhere. Then the quest marker sends you to her friend's apartment and the music changes to this weird lounge jazz that sounds like it was recorded through a sock. I don't know why I'm still thinking about the audio. The game itself is a pickup sim with a blonde with glasses, big tits, the usual. You click around, ask questions, visit her friends. One of them, I think her name was... no, I forgot. She had a ponytail and she asked me to help her find a lost earring under the couch. The camera angle during that part is a choice. A deliberate, unpolished choice. The dialogue is pure nonsense in the best way. Samantha keeps saying she wants to talk about "the weather" but then her friends tell you she actually wants to talk about "the ocean" and then you go back to her and pick the ocean option and she's suddenly wearing a different top. No explanation. The game doesn't care. The writing feels like it was run through a translator twice and then someone added typos on purpose. I respect that. It makes the whole thing feel like a weird artifact from 2007, not a polished modern thing. I wish the glasses stayed on during the sex scenes. They don't. That's a small complaint but it's mine. The final scene is fine, the animation is stiff, but the sound effect when she... you know what, never mind. The music cuts out completely during the deed, which is either a bug or a bold artistic choice. Probably a bug. The whole game is about twenty minutes long and then it just stops. No ending screen. Just a black frame with the music looping back to the porno funk. I sat there for a while. It was kind of peaceful.

• pickup
• dating
• glasses
• quest
• big tits