Fucks Mrs. Claus

I found a bug in the minigame where you gotta match the colored gifts, the red and green ones sometimes overlap and you cant click them apart. Happened twice now, both times when that big black dude was almost done filling up the meter. Annoying as hell because the whole thing is just a series of these little challenges anyway, no real plot beyond the setup. Mrs. Claus is there in the background, tits out, rubbing herself while Santa's off doing whatever. The art is rough, like someone drew it with a mouse in MS Paint after a few drinks, but somehow that makes the whole thing dirtier. There's this one minigame where you're just rapidly clicking on a gift box to unwrap it and the faster you click the more the black guy's cock slides between Mrs. Claus's tits. Her face is all cross-eyed and drooling, classic hentai expression, but on a drawing that looks like it was made by a horny teenager in computer class. The whole thing is barely a game. More like a fap material delivery system with extra steps. You got your card matching, your click speed test, a weird one where you trace a line along a path, and every time you do good the BBC gets bigger and Santa's wife gets more desperate. The humor tag is doing heavy lifting here, mostly from how janky the whole thing is. Santa never shows up except as a timer, a little icon of his face that turns red when you're taking too long. I wish there was a way to skip the minigames entirely, just watch the scenes play out. But no, you gotta earn it. The magic tag is a joke, there's like one sparkle effect that plays when you win a round. Feels like someone made this in a weekend, uploaded it, and never looked back. I respect that. Still wish they'd fix that gift overlap bug though.

• santa claus
• xmas
• fantasy
• mrs claus
• humor