Summoners Quest Ch.5

The arm wrestling minigame is actually broken. Not in a fun way, just straight up doesn't register half my clicks and I'm sitting there like an idiot while this muscle mommy from what I think is supposed to be Final Fantasy but with League characters? I don't even know anymore. The parody tags are doing heavy lifting here, it's like someone threw darts at a board of IPs and said yeah that'll work. The one scene you actually get after beating her, if the minigame decides to function, is decent enough. She pins you down and the power dynamic flips which is what we're all here for obviously. But there's like two whole scenes in the entire thing and the rest is just walls of text that read like someone ran a fantasy novel through google translate three times. I kept clicking through dialogue about kingdoms and tournaments and my eyes glazed over. Where's the beef? The muscular tag is accurate at least, she's drawn with actual definition which is rare in these parody games where everyone looks like a noodle. The hentai art style is scratchy but has its moments, especially when the clothes come off and the artist actually bothered with anatomy. Visual novel purists will probably nut over the branching choices but honestly who cares about lore in a game that's supposed to be about arm wrestling a buff chick and then fucking her. The choice system feels tacked on anyway, like they needed to justify calling it a game. I wish there was more variety in positions or at least a second character but that's never happening. The whole thing feels like a patreon demo that accidentally got released as finished.

• league of legends
• choice
• hentai
• muscular
• final fantasy