Star College v0.1.0

You know what I'd ban if I had the button? The "mysterious letter changes your life" setup. It's been done more times than the back alley gloryholes in those pixel art games from '04. And here it is again. Some dusty gas station, a scam university offer from space. Fine. Whatever. I clicked through because the preview showed a blue skinned alien with tits that could suffocate a small moon, and I'm a simple man with simple, depraved needs. The dialogue thinks it's a sitcom. A laugh track wouldn't be out of place, which is weird when you're three choices away from bending a four armed librarian over a holographic desk. The writing has this strange, almost translated rhythm. Like someone learned English from watching Friends reruns and then immediately wrote a scene about anal probing. "Could this BE any tighter?" No, wait, that's not a line, but it should be. The groping mechanics, if you can call them that, are just timed clicks. Miss the window and she calls you a clumsy earth primate. Which, honestly, fair. The animation for the creampie scene with the head scientist, the one with the tail, is surprisingly fluid though. The way her ass ripples on impact. Spent way too long on that detail. The 3DCG models have that plastic sheen, like action figures you'd be embarrassed to buy, but the way the light catches the sweat on their skin during the oral scenes. There's a specific moment where the protagonist's personality choice, "brilliant" or "awkward", actually changes the dirty talk. Awkward is just stammering and apologizing mid thrust. It's the most realistic thing here. The sci-fi setting is just wallpaper. A green screen of stars behind a bedroom with a mattress on the floor. Doesn't matter. You're not here for worldbuilding. You're here to see if the monster girl with the big ass has a fully animated vaginal sex scene. She does. It loops a bit too fast. Like a gif on a forum from 2006. The branching paths mean you can replay to see the rival character's romance, but honestly, after the third "sharp joke" about human genitalia, I just wanted to get back to the teasing foreplay with the gas station attendant from the start. The one who's secretly a galactic scout. Her tits defy physics in a way that makes me want to write a sternly worded letter to Sir Isaac Newton. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

• vaginal sex
• Male Protagonist
• teasing
• sci-fi
• big tits