Shag Town: Space Exams

The whole thing feels like someone stapled a hentai gallery to a broken edutainment CD from 2003 and honestly I’m not even mad. You’re this guy trying to join a Mars mission, right, but first you have to wander this research center solving actual quiz questions about astronomy and computer science. Like, real ones. I got stuck on a question about binary code for a solid minute while a scientist with tits the size of her head just stared at me, waiting. The contrast is so jarring it loops back around to being funny. The fuck town part, that’s what the tags call it, kicks in when you pass a test. Each room has a different woman and the reward is a cumshot scene that’s pure anime nonsense, exaggerated angles, physics that would make a rocket scientist weep. The big tits tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, every female character looks like she’s about to tip over. The sexual content is explicit, no fade to black, just straight to the point once you get the answers right. The quiz mechanic is the only real gameplay loop. Walk, click a door, answer questions, nut, repeat. There’s no failure state I could find, you just keep trying until you pass, which makes the whole “test” premise feel like a formality. A formality to see cartoon jizz. I wish the walking around wasn’t so pointless. The center is just a hub, a few static screens you click through to reach the quiz rooms. There’s no one to talk to, no lore, no reason to explore. It’s just padding between the questions and the payoff. The art during the quest bits is deliberately unpolished, like a flash game that got left in a drawer, but then the sex scenes are weirdly detailed. Not good, but detailed. The cumshot animations have more frames than the walking sprites. That’s where the budget went, clearly. The whole thing is a strange, horny pop quiz that doesn’t care if you learn anything, it just wants to see if you’ll stick around for the next pair of impossibly huge animated breasts. I forgot what the third room’s test was about. Something about planets. Doesn’t matter.

• quest
• space program
• big tits
• fucktown
• sexual