My Tradwife is a Femboy? Chapter 1

Okay so the setup is pure trashy novel stuff. I'm some finance bro who tanked his company, Stunks Trading. The name alone, Stunks, tells you the game knows it's a joke. To save my ass I gotta marry into money. Lucy, the heiress. And she's this hyperreal 1950s housewife fantasy, right down to the wobbling Jell-O molds. The aicg art has this specific soft, almost too-smooth look, like a dirty magazine printed on silk. The first few days are a trip, she's all "darling" this and fresh pie that. I'm thinking, fine, I can live with a boring domestic goddess if it means not being broke. Then the dress comes off. My tradwife is a femboy. The game just drops this on you like a hot skillet. No dramatic music, just a new, slightly different bulge in those vintage panties. And the weird thing? Lucy, or whatever his real name is, doesn't even act different. Still wants to bake me a meatloaf. Still bats those eyelashes. The whole thing becomes this bizarrely compelling dating sim where you're navigating a marriage based on a lie, but the lie is... kind of cuter than the truth? The teasing is relentless. It's animated just enough. A skirt will ride up a thigh, a blouse will gape open just so, and you're suddenly staring at a flat, smooth chest that the game's text is calling "perky." The choices get genuinely weird. Do you lean into the gay panic? Do you get mad? Or do you, and I quote from a dialogue option, "ask to see what else is vintage under there." The voice in my head reading that was pure wrongness. The pacing is like a casserole that's still cold in the middle, some days are all boring company reports, then a single dialogue choice unpacks five new fetishistic scenarios. My only real complaint, and it's a dumb one, is that the cooking mini-game uses actual 50s recipes. I tried to make the olive loaf. My kitchen still smells faintly of regret and gelatin. Don't do it. I was thinking about the stock market while trying to fold egg whites and it ruined the whole mood. Also the lesbian tag is a lie, or maybe it's for a future DLC with a maid, I don't know, I gave up looking. This one's for a very specific kind of player. The kind who finds a secret dick more romantic than a wedding ring.

• gay
• Male Protagonist
• female protagonist
• ai cg
• dating sim