Apocalypse 2059 v0.3 + Christmas Special

The first time I got my dick out in Apocalypse 2059 it was because a mutant was about to rip my face off and I thought fuck it, if I'm dying I'm dying with my pants down. Turns out that was the wrong choice. The right choice was using my weird radiation powers to melt his brain. Who knew. The game looks like someone made it in a basement during a blackout and honestly that fits the whole nuclear winter vibe. Everything's grey and brown and the character models have that slightly off 3DCG look where the tits are way too big but the faces are just... there. Not complaining about the tits though. There's this one survivor chick with an ass that defies the laws of physics and I spent way too long trying to angle the camera during a dialogue scene. You know how it is. The writing is actually funny sometimes which caught me off guard. Like genuinely funny, not just horny funny. Your character can be a complete dumbass and the game rewards you for it. I picked a dialogue option that was just "flex menacingly" and the NPC stripped. No idea if that was supposed to happen or if I broke something. The stripping mechanics are weirdly integrated, sometimes it's a power move and sometimes it's just Tuesday. I wish there was more consistency with how the super powers work in conversations but whatever, I'm not here for balance patches. The multiple endings thing is real though. I got one where everyone died including me and another where I somehow became the king of a underground bunker full of big tiddy survivors. Living the dream. The violence gets pretty graphic, like heads popping and limbs flying, but then two minutes later you're in a sex scene that's animated like a PS2 cutscene. The tonal whiplash is part of the charm I think. Or maybe I'm just broken. Either way I'm going back in.

• multiple endings
• 3dcg
• post apocalypse
• survival
• apocalypse