My Wendy Christmas

Wendy's just standing there on the corner with that blonde hair and a coat that's doing absolutely nothing to hide what's underneath. Old friends, my ass. The whole setup is you're this guy wandering a Christmas city, and you spot her, and then it becomes this back and forth of trying to say the right thing without coming off like a total creep. Pick wrong, she walks. Pick right, and that coat comes off. The game is rough. Not in a charming indie way, just rough. Text boxes pop up like a forgotten PowerPoint, and the walking around the city part is basically clicking arrows until something happens. But then she starts undressing and suddenly I don't care about the janky UI. Her tits are huge, the kind that make you wonder how she stands up straight. The whole "be nice and clever" mechanic is just a series of dialogue choices. I wish they'd let you be a little meaner, or at least more direct. But no. You have to play it cool, pretend you're not staring at her chest while she talks about Christmas ending. There's a moment where she's standing in her underwear and the game just... stops. Like, you can click around and nothing happens for a bit. I thought I broke it. But then she moves, and you get the next prompt. Weird pacing but okay. Anyway, it's a quick visual novel thing. No animation, just static images of this stacked blonde getting progressively more naked. The friends-to-fucking pipeline is as thin as tissue paper, but whatever. It's not trying to win awards. For a browser game you can finish between checking emails, it scratches an itch. Just don't expect a plot beyond "I saw my hot friend and now I want to see her tits."

• cleaver
• friends
• walking
• xmas
• blonde