Pussy Balloons

the whole thing is a video, right, like a real model just there on your screen and you got this flying dick, i don't know who thought of that, probably someone after three energy drinks and a bad decision. you move it around to pop these balloons that are basically just shaved pussy upclose, the arcade shooter vibe but make it horny. the model keeps doing her thing in the background, sometimes she looks directly at where your dick is flying and i swear she knows. i spent twenty minutes just trying to hit the ones on the edges because the hitbox is a joke, my flying dick clipped through at least five balloons and i yelled at my monitor. the video quality is whatever, looks like it was filmed on a phone from 2016 but honestly that adds something, like finding an old tape you shouldn't have. there's this one moment where the balloon pops right as the model shifts and the timing was so perfect i thought the game was scripted, but no it's just random chaos. my cat jumped on my desk during a particularly intense round and i almost threw my mouse, that's the kind of experience this is. the pussy balloons don't regenerate in any pattern that makes sense, sometimes you get three in a row easy, other times you're just waving your flying dick around like an idiot while the video loops. the erotic part works i guess, if you're into the whole upclose real model thing with zero context, but mostly i was just trying to beat my high score which is pathetic. don't even get me started on the sound, it's just the video audio and some generic pop effects that sound like they came from a free soundboard. i kept playing anyway.

• video
• upclose
• pussy
• real model
• shooter