Monsters Inc GAMES
Your Monsters Inc shortlist: 2 games to enjoy now, sorted so the best ones show up first.
- humor▶ INSERT COIN
Monsters dink
My first reaction was why does this look like it was made in MS Paint by someone who just discovered the spray can tool. The art is deliberately scuffed, like a parody of itself, and honestly that’s the whole vibe. Charlie’s got this monster city that runs on screams of pleasure, which is already a sentence I never thought I’d type, and now these creatures want to break into the porn industry. The logic is nonexistent and I respect that. You click around, make choices, and watch the chaos unfold. The humor lands somewhere between a shitpost and a fever dream. There’s this one monster with tentacles that keeps flubbing his lines and Charlie just stands there with this deadpan expression while everything devolves. I laughed at a scene where a shadow demon complained about lighting angles during a shoot, which felt way too real for something so dumb. The inc tag is there but it’s more of a weird side note than the main course, almost like the dev forgot it was tagged and then remembered halfway through. Don’t expect deep branching narratives. You’re basically picking which absurd scenario plays next, and sometimes the game forgets your choice anyway. I clicked the same option twice and got two completely different outcomes, which might be a bug or might be intentional dadaist game design. Who knows. The pornholio parody stuff is everywhere if you squint. I wish there was more actual payoff to some setups, but then again the setups are so unhinged I’m not sure payoff was ever the point. It’s like watching someone build a house out of wet cardboard and then being surprised when the roof collapses. Anyway the audio design, or lack of it, is just stock sounds layered over each other like a bad remix. I kinda loved it. Monster City screams eternal, or whatever.
- hentai▶ INSERT COIN
Monsters Jism
I don't know what I expected from a game called something like "Monster Under Bed" but it sure wasn't this level of commitment to the bit. The whole thing is this deliberately janky cartoon, like someone found a Newgrounds flash from 2005 and just cranked the depravity slider until it snapped off. The girl is asleep, right, and this... thing... with a cock the size of her entire torso just materializes out of the shadows. The proportions are so absurd I laughed out loud the first time the monster cock flopped onto the screen. It's a parody, obviously, but it's also weirdly... sincere? Like the artist really wanted you to see every single drop of cartoon monster cum. The touch mechanics are basic as hell. You poke the screen, stuff happens. Sometimes she stirs in her sleep, sometimes the monster gets more aggressive. There's this one animation where the monster is just going to town on her sleeping face and she's still snoring, little "zzz" floating up, and I don't know if that's supposed to be funny or hot but my brain short-circuited trying to decide. The bukkake scene at the end is so over the top it wraps back around to being almost artistic. Almost. I wish there was more interaction though. You just kind of watch things escalate and occasionally tap to trigger the next stage. The sleeping tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because she's basically a ragdoll the whole time. Which, I mean, that's the kink, but still. The monster designs are actually creative, for what they are. One of them has like five eyes and none of them blink in sync. Disturbing detail. The handjob scene is surprisingly tender for about three seconds before it goes completely off the rails. Anyway the sound design is just wet slapping noises and a looping night ambience track that started making me sleepy for real. Not sure if that's a feature or a bug.