WaifuHub: Season 1

You ever just stare at a character select screen and feel your soul leave your body? Not in a bad way. More like that specific exhaustion of knowing exactly what you're about to do and doing it anyway because the art hits that one niche you can't explain to normal people. WaifuHub. The name alone is a cry for help and I answered it. The premise is you're casting for adult films. Interview process. Which is just a flimsy excuse to get Mitsuki from MHA doing that face, you know the one, tongue out eyes rolling back while she's taking a cock that's frankly drawn too big for her frame. The ahegao expressions here are... committed. Mina Ashido's scene has her bouncing and the physics on her ass are absurd, like someone programmed jello that's also somehow firm. Then there's 2B. Look I've played Nier I know her actual personality is stoic and tragic but here she's just... bent over a desk. The whiplash from canon to this is part of the appeal I think. Or maybe I'm just broken. The dragon maid characters are here too, Lucoa's tits are basically their own character model, and Cheelai from the Broly movie is in it which is such a random pull I almost respect it. The UI is a mobile game port, all the buttons are too big and sometimes the sound desyncs during the Raphtalia scene. Shield Hero girl deserved better audio mixing. But then Meiko from Prison School shows up and the sheer size difference between her and the protagonist makes me forget the jank. There's a moment where the animation loops weirdly on Galko and her mouth keeps moving after the sound stops and it's unintentionally the funniest thing in the whole collection. I keep coming back to it. Not for the reason the devs intended but here we are. The whole thing feels like someone's very specific spank bank got funded and honestly? Good for them. The 2DCG is clean even when the writing isn't. Don't expect plot. Don't expect coherence. Just expect waifus getting railed in high definition with expressions that'll make you question your own taste.

• dbz
• raphtalia
• oral sex
• dragon ball
• mina ashido