Vow Me, Faeries! - v0.60

This is what happens when a parody porn game actually tries to have a plot, and I don't know if I should be impressed or just confused. You're Gustav, some amnesiac mage raised by Mavis with your "sis" Lucy, and honestly the whole setup feels like someone's AO3 fic got a budget. The writing is all over the place, sometimes genuinely funny, sometimes just... there. Like the game can't decide if it wants to be taken seriously or not. The sex scenes though, holy shit. Erza's scene made me forget what the story was even about. Those tits bouncing with actual animation, not just some lazy slideshow bullshit. Brandish's transformation stuff gets weird in the best way, and when Dimaria finally gets hers, the ahegao face is so over the top I laughed and got hard at the same time. That's talent. Gameplay is your standard mobile gacha grind, tap through dialogue, collect characters, unlock their scenes. Nothing revolutionary. The UI is clunky as hell and sometimes the translation reads like it was run through Google Translate three times and then someone's cousin fixed the "bad parts" but only the ones they understood. Porlyusica's dialogue is completely incomprehensible half the time but her scene... look, I have issues. The monster girl stuff with Selene caught me off guard, wasn't expecting that level of freak in a Fairy Tail parody. Wendy's content exists, I guess, if you're into that, no judgment here but also some judgment. The whole Edolas thing is just an excuse to throw every female character at you eventually. Mirajane's transformation during her scene, chef's kiss, but then the game crashes sometimes when you try to skip animations and I lost progress twice. Cana's drunk titfuck sequence almost made up for it. Almost. The devs keep adding characters "little by little" which means you're paying for an incomplete game and hoping they finish before abandoning it. Classic. Still, where else am I gonna see Ultear get railed while the plot pretends to matter? Nowhere, that's where.

• erza scarlet
• parody
• juvia lockser
• animated
• fantasy