Strip Poker with Lauren

Lauren sits there with this smug little smile, like she's already won and I'm just wasting my time. The game is video poker, basic five card draw stuff, but the cards are almost an afterthought. What matters is the strip. She's got this business casual look going on, dark hair pulled back, and I'm thinking okay, let's see where this goes. First few hands I'm getting garbage, twos and sevens, nothing connecting. She takes my chips and just grins wider. Then I hit a flush, and her jacket comes off. That's when I noticed the bulge in her pocket. Wait, is that what I think it is? It's a pink dildo. Just. Sitting there. In her pocket. The whole game has been about poker and stripping but nobody mentioned she was packing heat, so to speak. I almost lost my next hand because I couldn't stop staring at it. Like, is she planning to use that? On me? On herself? The description said something about her showing you how to use it but I figured that was metaphorical. It is not metaphorical. The poker itself is whatever. It works. Sometimes the RNG feels a little tilted in her favor but that's probably just my frustration talking. When you win enough hands, the clothes come off piece by piece, and eventually she pulls out that toy and... demonstrates. Very thoroughly. The animations are deliberately rough around the edges, almost like a sketch someone got too excited about and forgot to clean up. But that's part of the charm? Maybe? I don't know, I've seen smoother games but they didn't have a woman staring dead into the camera while working a dildo with more enthusiasm than the poker mechanics deserve. The sound design is basically nonexistent except for some wet noises that kick in at the end, which caught me off guard. My cat left the room. There's something about the way she maintains eye contact during the final scene that's both hot and slightly unnerving. Like she's still competing even after the cards are done. I respect that. I also wish the game had a mute button that was easier to find because those sounds are going to haunt my youtube recommendations somehow, I just know it.

• brunette
• xxx game
• poker
• erotic
• strip