Overfuck

The first thing that hits you is the music. It's not good, exactly, but it's trying so hard to be the real Overwatch theme that it loops around to being hypnotic. Like a cover band in a bar that's had one too many, but they're still going. And that's the whole vibe of this memory game, really. It's a simon says with a sticky keyboard, where you're clicking through positions to match what the computer just did. The unpolished part is the point, or maybe it's just the reality. The cursor doesn't quite line up, the transitions are a bit janky. You start with Tracer, which feels like a safe choice, a familiar silhouette. The game shows you a sequence. Click her shoulder, then her hip, then the dildo appears and you have to remember where it goes. Fail and you get a buzzing sound that's more annoyed than sexy. Succeed and the clothes come off, piece by piece, until you're looking at a very specific interpretation of her anatomy. The art style is... let's call it enthusiastic. The proportions are a negotiation between the source material and a very lonely imagination. Widowmaker's scene has this weird moment where the anal plug just kind of appears in her hand like a loading error, and you have to click it into place. It's clumsy. It's also weirdly compelling. You're not playing for the payoff, you're playing to see what the next technical hiccup will be. The Mercy scene has a similar issue with the oral sequence, where the loop doesn't quite close and she just stares at you for a second too long. It breaks the fantasy in a way that becomes the fantasy. I spent way too long on D.Va's unlock. The memory patterns get longer, but not more complex. It's just more clicks. My brain started to treat it like a rhythm game, finding the beat in the bad UI. There's a whole genre of these, right? The "so bad it loops back to being a thing" adult games. You see them on sites like Nutaku or Newgrounds, but this one has that specific itch.io energy. The kind where you can almost see the single developer learning how to code a breast physics slider in real time. The blonde hair on Mercy doesn't quite sit on her head. It's a separate entity. I kept clicking it, hoping for a secret, but no. Just a floating wig. That's the game. A floating wig and a memory test.

• widowmaker
• tracer
• anal
• blonde
• dva