Meet and nail detective rpg

The whole thing feels like someone took a point and click adventure from 2004 and just... smeared sex all over it. Not in a bad way. I mean, the premise is a missing daughter case and you're a detective who apparently solves everything by sticking his dick in it. The old man gives you a baby photo. A literal baby photo. And you're supposed to find this now 20 year old woman with zero other clues. It's so stupid it wraps back around to being kind of brilliant. The first girl you meet is a maid. Of course she is. Big boobs, brunette, the whole deal. And there's this minigame where you have to like, click on her in the right rhythm? I don't know, it's not explained at all. But then suddenly you're titfucking her and she's making these sounds that are somewhere between a cat in heat and a dial-up modem. The paizuri scene goes on for way too long. I'm not complaining exactly but my wrist started to hurt from clicking. Then you meet a blonde, then a redhead, and the investigation part just completely evaporates. You forget you're even looking for someone. The detective thing is just a flimsy excuse to travel between rooms and find new women to have increasingly messy sex with. There's a facial scene with the maid that just appears out of nowhere, no buildup, just splat. The deepthroat animation for the redhead is surprisingly detailed though. Like someone on the dev team really cared about that one specific act and just phoned in the rest. The doggystyle with the blonde has this weird thing where her hair clips through her shoulder and I couldn't stop staring at it. The creampie ending for each character feels mandatory, like a checkbox. The milk tag is there too but I honestly don't remember any lactation. Maybe I missed a scene? The humor is accidental mostly, from the terrible dialogue. "I must find this girl but first let me put my penis in you for information." That's not a real quote but it might as well be. The cumshot mechanics are just... you click and it happens. No skill involved. Which is fine I guess. Sometimes you just want to see a hentai maid get a messy facial without working for it. The dating tag is a lie though, there's no dating. It's just meet and fuck. Exactly what it says on the tin. No lies there at least.

• milk
• big boobs
• dating
• paizuri
• games of desire