Lab Rats

Right off the bat, the whole setup is ridiculous in the best way. You're some lab assistant, but forget pipettes and petri dishes, your real job is working through a checklist of female coworkers. The place is described as corrupt as fuck, and honestly, that's the vibe. It's not some subtle, slow burn thing. You're basically a shark in a tank full of slightly oblivious, very curvy fish. The CG hentai scenes are the main course, obviously, and they pop up like rewards for saying the right sleazy thing. The art is deliberately unpolished, which I kinda dig. It has that raw, indie VN feel where you can almost see the artist learning anatomy in real time, one exaggerated pose at a time. But then a nose will look weird from a certain angle and it pulls you right out. Can't have it both ways, I guess. The seduction mechanics are about as deep as a puddle. You pick dialogue options, a meter goes up, and clothes come off. It's not rocket science, which is ironic given the setting. I got stuck for a bit on this one character, the lead researcher, because my "charm" stat was too low. Had to grind through a repetitive minigame of sorting files, which felt like actual work. Who plays a corruption fantasy to do data entry? A DLC that just lets you spike the coffee in the breakroom with an instant-win aphrodisiac would cut the busywork and get straight to the messy stuff. The whole laboratory setting is just window dressing anyway, a backdrop for desk sex and supply closet groping. There's this weirdly specific moment where you can steal a keycard to access private offices. The game makes a big deal about it, but then you just find a static image of a woman sleeping. You can't interact, can't wake her up, nothing. Just a collectible jpeg. Talk about blue balls. The whole thing runs in a browser, so it's perfect for a quick, degenerate session between actual tasks. The writing is full of typos, like someone smashed the dialogue through a translator and didn't look back, but somehow that adds to the grimy charm. It's a game that knows it's not high art. It's a sticky, unapologetic descent into a workplace where HR was clearly the first victim.

• laboratory
• cg hentai
• seduction
• assistant
• coworker