Brickhouse Betty: Damsel in dis Sundress

You ever play something that feels like it was drawn on a napkin during a lunch break? That's Brickhouse Betty. The whole thing is this weird black and white sketchy mess, like someone discovered the pencil tool and just went with it. Betty herself has these ridiculous proportions, tits that defy physics even in a cartoon, and the whole thing has this strange noir setup that doesn't make any sense. She's been kidnapped by Slappy, who I guess is some kind of villain, and Tarzan shows up to rescue her. Tarzan. In what looks like a 1940s detective setting. Nobody questions this. The sex scene is the whole point, obviously. After Tarzan does whatever he does to save her, Betty rewards him with what the description calls her "sweet and juicy pussy." And look, the animation is crude as hell, but there's something about how unpolished it is that makes it weirdly hot. Like finding a dirty doodle in a notebook. The way Betty's exaggerated body moves, the complete lack of shame in how it's presented. The sound effects are basically nonexistent except for some wet noises that sound like someone squishing fruit. It's so bad it circles back around to being effective. I wish there was more to the adventure part. You click a couple things, Tarzan punches Slappy, and then it's straight to the reward. The humor tag is doing some heavy lifting here because the whole premise is so absurd you can't help but laugh. Slappy's design is just some guy in a hat. Why is he called Slappy? Nobody knows. The whole thing runs in browser and feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really, really wanted to draw Betty getting railed. I kept waiting for some noir narration or a twist but no, it's exactly what it promises. The sketchy art style actually makes the cumshot look kind of artistic, which is a sentence I never thought I'd write.

• tarzan
• slappy
• humor
• Brickhouse Betty
• adventure