Shooter GAMES
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Armor Girls
The laser crossbow feels like a cheap toy, honestly. There's this slight delay after you click, just enough to make you miss the fast ones. And the hitboxes, don't get me started. I swear I shot right through a girl's shoulder three times in a row and nothing happened. She just kept throwing those spinning blade things. But then I clipped her hip, a spot that looked exactly like the rest of her armored skirt, and a chunk of the metal just evaporated. That's the whole gimmick, right there. So these ancient fighters, all real model photos by the way, not drawings, are wearing this heavy, ridiculous armor. You're basically playing a static shooting gallery, like a horny version of those old flash arcade games. A blonde one, I think her name was something like Lyra but I already forgot, she has this attack where she jumps and the screen shakes. Missed the secret point on her chest plate four times during that. The game doesn't tell you where these points are, you just have to pixel hunt while she's trying to slice you up. Sometimes a bit of her armor breaks off and it's just... a shoulder. Or a knee. The striptease isn't some smooth animation, it's more like you chip away the layers. One minute she's a tank, the next she's fighting in her underwear looking furious. The contrast is what gets me. She's still hurling projectiles but now you can see the sweat on her stomach from the photo. The minigame loop is brutally simple. Shoot, dodge, don't get hit, try to find the magic spot that makes her bra strap snap. I got stuck on a level with two of them at once. Kept dying because I was too focused on trying to get the one on the left's leg armor off completely. She had this little gap right above her knee guard and I became obsessed with it. Totally ignored the other one filling me with arrows. The arcade shooter part is honestly kind of punishing, the difficulty spikes weirdly. One boss is a breeze, the next just spams projectiles. But then you finally hit the right pixel and a whole breastplate falls off, and you forget about the cheap crossbow for a second. It's a mess, but it's a mess that knows exactly what it's doing.
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Grand Fuck Auto
The first thing that hits you is the Selena Gomez lookalike. Not just a passing resemblance, they really went for it, that specific curve of jaw and the way her hair falls. She's the driver, which in these games always means she's the one you're actually playing for. The rest of the crew, two guys who are basically interchangeable, they're just there to hold guns and sweat. The plot is pure Heist movie fantasy, unemployed guy falls into bank robbery, and the tension is supposed to come from the manager hitting the silent alarm. But the real tension is how long until the sex scene triggers. The shooting part is... there. You click, things fall down, cops yell. It's a shooter in the way that tapping a rhythm game is music. What's weird is how the visual novel bits keep interrupting with these long text boxes about moral dilemmas. Will you fight or submit? The game asks this while the lady in the driver's seat is rendered in this glossy CG hentai style that makes her skin look like polished plastic. The beach tag is a lie, by the way. There's no beach. Maybe it's in the full version, but here you just get a bank and a criminal amount of close-ups on her chest during the planning phase. I spent too long staring at the bank vault door. The texture on it is surprisingly detailed for something that's just background, little scratches and rivets that nobody else will ever notice. The anal tag is there if you make certain choices, and it's about as graceful as the robbery itself, sudden and with minimal setup. The parody aspect is thin, it's more like they watched the trailer for a heist movie once and filled in the gaps with what they assume adults want. The game doesn't end so much as it stops, a demo that cuts off right when the dilemma should get interesting, leaving you with a "to be continued" that probably never will be.
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Flush Gunner
Right so the whole thing is a poker strip game but with a gun. A dick gun. That shoots cards. I spent like twenty minutes just staring at the blonde model's pixelated face trying to figure out if she was from some old magazine I'd seen. The whole presentation is this weird fever dream of early 2000s Flash sites, the kind you'd find buried on Newgrounds next to a Stick RPG walkthrough. The cards fly out with this sad little pop sound and sometimes they just... miss? Not because I aimed wrong, but the hitbox on the chips feels drunk. One round I swear a 2 of hearts phased right through her shoulder and landed in the void. The juiciest bit, if you can call it that, is when you finally clear her cash threshold. She does this mechanical shimmy and the top comes off. It's like watching a mannequin undress in stop motion. Not hot in a real way, more like finding an old VHS tape and being fascinated by the sheer analog weirdness of it. The models are real, sure, but they've got that scanned in look, like someone photocopied a Playboy and glued it onto a stick figure. The arcade shooter part is genuinely frustrating though. You're dodging these weird floating jokers while trying to build a flush and the whole screen shakes. Why does it shake so much? Feels like the game is having a seizure every time you hit a diamond. The poker logic is broken, by the way. I got a straight flush and she only took off a sock. A sock! Then a pair of twos later she's suddenly down to lingerie. Makes no sense. The whole thing runs in browser, obviously, no need to download anything, just click and suffer. I kept playing the strip poker mode thinking maybe the next girl would move smoother but nah, same jerky animation. The sound of the gun is just a stock laser blast. Pew pew. Then silence. Then a card flip. It's so empty it loops back around to being kind of meditative. Like a fidget spinner for degenerates. I don't know. The blonde just stares at you the whole time. Never blinks.
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Hockey Gunner - Poker
The puck slides across the air hockey table with that familiar hollow clack, but it's got a queen of hearts printed on it. My brain short circuits for a second. I'm supposed to be shooting these things, not hitting them with a mallet. The gun feels weirdly weighted in my hand, like a cheap arcade lightgun from the 90s that's been repainted and given a new job. There's a girl on the other side of the table, some real model type with dead eyes and a dress that looks like it's held on by static electricity, and she's waiting for me to collect a flush. The whole thing is a mess of ideas that shouldn't work together. Poker combinations on an air hockey table. You shoot the puck cards into the opponent's zone, trying to build a hand while this woman watches. Win and she does the thing. The striptease. It's all very matter of fact about it, no buildup, no flirting. Just math with guns and then tits. I kept getting stuck on the ace of spades. It was stuck near the center line and my aim is garbage, so I'm blasting away at this one card for like thirty seconds while the timer ticks down. The shooting feels mushy. No real feedback. You'd think the one thing they'd nail in a shooter is the shooting but here we are. The poker part is basic five card draw logic, nothing fancy, and half the time I forgot what I was even collecting because the card art is so small and blurry. Probably compressed to hell. The real model just stands there, occasionally doing a little idle animation that looks like she's trying to remember if she left the oven on. Somehow I won a round. The strip animation triggered and it was... fine? A dress disappeared, replaced by slightly less dress. No fanfare. The game didn't even acknowledge it happened, just reset the table for the next hand. I laughed at the absurdity of it. Air hockey poker strip shooter. Say that five times fast. The whole experience feels like someone threw darts at a board of game genres and said yeah, ship it. I respect the chaos even if the execution is held together with tape and a prayer.
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Brooks in Wild West v1.10 (+DLC Christmas Special)
Goldfield County, 1896. Some dusty mining town and I'm supposed to be a university student, not a time traveling idiot with a pistol. The whole setup is ridiculous. You just appear there, no real explanation, and immediately the game throws you into this weird sandbox where you can wander around, shoot things, and somehow end up balls deep in half the female population. The first time I got the saloon girl alone, I wasn't expecting much. She's got this massive ass, the kind that makes those old timey dresses look structural. The animation during the scene is janky as hell, her face goes full ahegao like someone broke the rigging, but honestly? That's what makes it work. It's so deliberately unpolished you can't help but laugh while fapping. She rides you reverse cowgirl and the creampie just sort of appears, no real physics, just a white texture that pops in. Glorious. Combat is there too, I guess. You shoot bandits or something. I spent more time figuring out how to get the virgin preacher's daughter to strip behind the church. The voyeurism stuff is weirdly specific, you can peek on girls changing and the game doesn't punish you for it. It's just another Tuesday in 1896. The harem route means every woman eventually falls for you, which makes no sense given you're a broke stranger with no social skills, but the interracial scenes with the native girl are surprisingly hot. Her teasing handjob while you're supposed to be hunting deer, the way the 3DCG models clip through each other. The RPG elements are paper thin. Stats exist but I never looked at them. Just clicked on girls until clothes came off. The prostitution angle is funny too, you can pimp out one of the girls but it's still all for you somehow. No NTR, the devs are very serious about that. Almost defensive. Like okay man, I get it, only your dick matters in this timeline. The exhibitionism stuff peaks when you're doing a girl on the balcony overlooking main street and nobody reacts. Just tumbleweeds and moaning. That's the whole game really. A broken, horny mess that knows exactly what it is.
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Hockey Gunner 2 - Labyrinth
The Maze Air Hockey keeps the thrilling, lightning-fast action that makes air hockey addictive but throws in a clever twist - a challenging maze. Now players must not only hit the puck with skill, but also carefully navigate it through a labyrinthine puzzle, making every shot count. This maze transforms traditional air hockey from a game of reflexes into a test of wit and control, creating a fresh and electrifying experience for players. Every puck you strike presses you to anticipate paths, calculate angles, and outsmart the twists ahead. Unlike typical air hockey where power and speed reign supreme, here you’re forced to temper your strength with finesse. Each round turns into an intense mental and physical battle, with adrenaline pumping as you strategize your way through. The Maze Air Hockey is more than just fast-paced fun - it's a whole new dimension of challenge. Whether you’re a casual player looking for a unique twist or a competitive gamer hungry for a fresh conquest, there’s no better time to jump in and test your skills. Prepare for edge-of-your-seat excitement as you carve your way through the labyrinth, aiming for high scores. Sharpen your reflexes, plan your routes, and dominate the board with pinpoint accuracy. So don’t wait - jump into The Maze Air Hockey now and experience a wild ride of skill, speed, and cunning. Play now and discover why this game is redefining air hockey for the next generation.
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Hockey Gunner - Jack
The air hockey table feels wrong. Not broken, just... off. The puck slides with this weird weight, like it's dragging something behind it. Took me three rounds to realize the cards printed on them actually matter. Not just decoration. You're supposed to knock specific ones off the table, building a Blackjack hand while the machine whirs and the blonde on screen watches. She's not just watching though. Every time you clear the right cards, hit that 21, she loses a piece. First the jacket. Then the skirt. The lingerie underneath is... yeah. Real model, not some drawing. The whole thing runs in browser, no download, and the video quality is surprisingly crisp for what it is. Sometimes the puck physics glitch and a card just phases through the paddle. Annoying as hell. But then she's down to just stockings and that little smirk and suddenly I don't care about collision detection anymore. The shooter element is where it gets strange. You're not just playing cards. You're aiming pucks at targets, trying to angle shots so the right numbered cards fly off the field. Miss and you bust. Bust and she laughs at you. Actually laughs. The audio mixing is terrible by the way, her voice clips are way louder than the arcade sounds. But the striptease progression is tied directly to your aim, so you learn to deal with it. Never thought I'd be calculating card values while also tracking a moving puck. The arcade cabinet aesthetic clashes hard with the erotic content. Like someone shoved a strip club into a Dave & Busters. The blackjack rules are simplified, no splitting or doubling down, which purists will hate. But you're not here for authentic card play. You're here because the blonde's bra just hit the floor and the next round starts automatically.
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ShootPool 2
If you want to get her attention and make her strip down from that tight army outfit, you’ll have to prove your skills in a fast-paced billiard showdown. This isn’t just any casual pool game – it’s a battle of speed and precision. You have to shoot the billiard balls into the pockets before your digital opponent does, or you lose your chance to undress her. Every successful shot brings you closer to stripping away her army gear, revealing more of that tantalizing skin underneath. The tension builds as you race against the clock and your opponent’s moves, making every shot feel like a seductive game of cat and mouse. It’s not just about skill but speed – hesitation means losing ground and keeping her fully clothed. As the rounds progress, the stakes get higher and the rewards get steamier – more clothes come off, more skin is exposed, and the game gets hotter. So grab your cue, focus your aim, and prepare for the most provocative billiard game you’ve ever played. Do you have what it takes to outplay your opponent and reveal the seductive beauty hidden beneath the army uniform? Step into this electrifying billiard battle now and prove your dominance – the army girl’s fate is in your hands.
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ShootPuzz
The puzzle grid is full of these little colored blocks and you shoot matching ones from the bottom, like some weird horny version of Bust a Move. Except when you clear a section, instead of points you get a real model peeling off a glove or unclasping something. The first time it happened I actually laughed because the transition is so jarring. One second you're calculating angles, the next there's a woman looking at the camera like she forgot her laundry in the dryer. The shooting mechanic feels floaty. Not bad exactly, just... imprecise. You'll line up what should be a perfect three block match and the projectile drifts left like it has a mind of its own. Drove me nuts for the first few rounds until I realized the game doesn't punish you that hard for missing. It's almost too forgiving. The lesbian scenes unlock when you clear certain patterns, two models together, and the animations are surprisingly smooth considering the rest of the game looks like it was coded in a weekend. There's this one redhead who keeps showing up and I swear her expression never changes, same half lidded stare whether she's fully dressed or not. Uncanny valley stuff but also kind of hot? I don't know. The logic part of the puzzle is figuring out which blocks to prioritize because the stack pushes down slowly, like Tetris without the panic. You can take your time. The strip sequences are the real reward and they know it, the game doesn't pretend otherwise. Some of the later levels have these weird difficulty spikes where suddenly the block arrangement makes no sense and you're just firing randomly hoping something connects. The audio is basically nonexistent except for a soft click when you shoot and some generic music that I muted after two minutes. What's strange is how the whole thing feels like a fever dream, this mix of casual arcade and explicit content that shouldn't work but somehow does if you're in the right mood. The models are all real, not drawn, which makes the whole experience feel slightly illegal even though it's obviously not.
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Rings of Flush
The gun feels wrong. Not in a buggy way, more like someone took a Unity FPS template and deliberately broke the acceleration curve. Your crosshair drifts with this weird momentum, like aiming through syrup. I spent the first three rounds just shooting the wall behind the blonde's head, watching bullet holes appear on that ugly stock brick texture. She just stands there, this real model type in black lingerie, waiting. The poker cards float above her like some forgotten HUD element from 2007. Then you actually hit one. The card flips, the combination updates, and she loses a piece of clothing. Standard strip poker logic, except you're not playing cards. You're shooting them. It's so stupid it wraps back around to working. The arcade shooter part is jank city. Hitboxes feel approximate, like the developer eyeballed the colliders. Sometimes a clear headshot on the ace of spades just doesn't register. Other times you'll clip the corner of a three and it counts. The poker AI is braindead. Your opponent will hold onto a pair of twos like it's a royal flush. You can win most hands by just shooting anything that moves and hoping for the best. The real model thing is what sells it though. Not because it's hot, exactly. Because it's uncanny. She does this idle animation where she shifts her weight, and it loops with that slight stutter of a poorly keyed timeline. The lingerie textures are too sharp compared to the blurry background. It looks like someone photoshopped a Maxim spread into a Source engine mod. There's no striptease animation either. Clothes just vanish between rounds. Poof. Bra gone. Like a magic trick performed by a programmer who ran out of time. I kept playing because I wanted to see if the game would break completely. It didn't. It just kept going, this perfect storm of jank and tits, asking nothing of me except terrible aim and low standards. The shooting range backdrop never changes. The music is a ten second loop. I think I won? The blonde is fully naked now and the game just sits there, cards still floating, waiting for a next round that doesn't exist.
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Undercover
Another bugged mess that somehow keeps me clicking. The premise is simple enough, right? Some undercover agent infiltrated your base, and you gotta figure out who it is by, well, stripping suspects. A Fallout cosplay flavored arcade shooter where the bullets are replaced by... clothing removal. Sounds like a fever dream a modder had after too much Nuka-Cola. The shooting feels like you're aiming through molasses. Hit detection is a cruel joke. I emptied a whole clip into what I thought was a synth infiltrator's shoulder pad and her belt buckle just vanished. Then her tactical vest phased through her torso for a solid three seconds before the game remembered gravity exists. The real model integration is the only thing that keeps this from being a complete dumpster fire. The actress they got for the "raider" character, she has this smirk during the striptease sequence that's more convincing than the entire rest of the codebase. But then her hair clips through her own collar and the immersion shatters like a cheap glass bottle. Why is the physics engine having a seizure every time a piece of clothing drops? I don't know. The devs probably don't know either. There's this one moment in the second level where you corner a suspect in a control room. The lighting is actually decent, all red emergency glow, and you're supposed to "interrogate" by landing shots on specific target zones. The bra strap has its own health bar. I'm not kidding. It takes like four direct hits and the damn thing just stretches into infinity for a frame before popping off. It's so janky it circles back around to being hilarious. I wish the arcade scoring system wasn't so busted though. Getting a "Perfect Uncover" bonus feels completely random, like the game just flips a coin. The striptease animations are clearly mocapped by someone who knew what they were doing, but the transition between "armed and dangerous" and "embarrassed nudity" is a single jittery frame. It's like watching a slideshow made by a horny intern. The whole thing runs in browser, obviously, so you can feel the memory leaks in your soul. The audio is a mix of stock gunfire and what I swear are moans ripped from another, better game. During the final "boss" strip, the model's dog tags floated six inches off her chest for the entire sequence. I couldn't stop staring at it. That bug is now a feature in my mind. Don't even get me started on the reload mechanic. Or rather, the lack of one. You just click endlessly. My finger hurts. The cosplay outfits are surprisingly accurate to the source material though, before you shred them off with your cursed cursor. That vault suit texture was almost too good for this trainwreck. Almost.
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Rings of Flush 2
It’s the card-game-as-strip-club idea, stretched over two women at once. The shooter part is what got me. Not clicking, you’re aiming a crosshair at floating rings of cards, like a fairground duck hunt but the ducks are queens of hearts and if you miss you just look like a guy who can’t shoot straight and now has to keep his pants on. The concentric circles spin opposite directions, slow enough you think you’re smart, fast enough to miss the ace you needed three times in a row. I got stuck on that for a full minute. Just watching a redhead’s pixel smile flicker while my cursor wobbled. Philosophy majors would say the ring motion is a metaphor for desire’s cyclical nature. I say it’s a mouse accuracy test with tits as the grade. And the music. Generic lounge beat, something you’d hear in the lobby of a bankrupt casino. It loops like it’s mocking your concentration. Both opponents use real model photos, not renders. A blonde and a redhead, poker faces that don’t quite work when their bras are literally about to vanish. The threesome framing is just two separate strip sequences running concurrently, no actual interaction between them. You just chip away at one, then the other. It feels less like a shared experience and more like multitasking on two desktops. The pole dancing after each win is a nice arcade bounce, stiff but somehow hypnotic, like someone modded a slot machine animation. I wish the redhead’s hair physics didn’t clip through her shoulder. I will never get that fix. But the real thinker is the strip mechanic itself. You’re not playing poker. You’re a sniper at a magical ring casino, where a good hand is just ammo. Shoot the card, gain the bet, remove the sock. There’s no bluffing. Just raw trigger discipline. It reduces all of eroticism to hand-eye coordination and suddenly you realize maybe that’s the truest form. The shot, the reveal, the grind. Don’t pretend it’s deeper. It’s not. The blonde’s model blinks once every thirty seconds, I counted. Gave me a real uncanny valley shudder. Made the final shoe drop feel more profound than it should. No grand finale, just a reset. The cards keep spinning.
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Black Well Wet
Black Well Wet. Even the name sounds like a wet slap. You get a blonde, a real model, standing there in lingerie. And a deck of cards. That's it. That's the whole pitch. The game is this weird arcade shooter where you flick cards at targets, but the targets are just... her clothes? Each level you hit some arbitrary score and she does a striptease. Not a good one. Like someone told her to act sexy but she's checking her phone between poses. The shooting itself feels like a flash game from 2006, the kind you'd find buried on Newgrounds. Aiming has this floaty lag that made me miss shots I lined up perfectly. Or maybe I just suck. Doesn't matter. You're not here for tight gunplay mechanics, you're here because the title promised wet panties. Here's the thing about the real model tag. It's just looping video clips. Grainy ones. She does this move where she slides a strap down, then the clip resets. Then she does it again. And again. My brain started picking apart the compression artifacts on her shoulder instead of focusing on, you know, the point. The card tricks part is supposed to be the hook but it's just a reskinned bubble shooter. Shoot card, card hits other card, combo multiplier. The game forgets to explain why a combo makes her bra vanish faster. Logic isn't the strong suit here. I got stuck on level three for ten minutes because the hitbox on her left stocking is broken. Just absolutely broken. I'm flicking cards at her thigh like a caffeinated magician and nothing registers. Had to quit and restart. When it finally worked the "strip" was her bending over for two seconds before the video looped. The whole thing feels like someone took a generic card game template and glued softcore GIFs onto it. Which is probably exactly what happened. Not that I'm complaining. I knew what I was downloading. But man, at least make the stockings work.
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Black Well Wet 2
Can a card video game be just as thrilling and intense as a shooter? In this game, you and your digital opponent face off with six card-marked bullets each, aiming at a row of moving targets that are also marked. But the catch is, it’s not just about shooting any target - you have to hit them in a way that forms a covering suit. Only by unlocking this combination do you start to truly grasp the game's deeper challenge and thrill. Each round pushes you to aim smarter and faster, racking up points as the targets speed up and your chances narrow. And what’s the prize for stacking up those points? Enter the stunning model who appears as your reward, elevating the gameplay from skill test to tantalizing tease. Her presence turns the game from mere competition into a titillating experience that you can’t take your eyes off. This isn’t just about shooting bullets or playing cards – it’s a dance of strategy, timing, and raw desire. So, are you ready to load your bullets, lock your sights, and dive into a game where every hit counts and every point brings you closer to an unforgettable reward? Dive in now, don’t just play the game - live it. The targets are moving, the stakes are high, and the rewards? Well, let’s just say you won’t want to miss what’s waiting on the other side.
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AirStrip
Swarms of paper airplanes clog the sky, blocking your view of our stunning blonde stewardess’s dance. What’s your move? Simple - you have to bring them down. But these aren’t ordinary paper planes - each one is marked with a playing card. Your goal? Hit five of them to form the perfect poker hand. Rack up enough points and watch the stewardess’s dance turn up several notches. It’s not just about shooting paper planes - it’s a thrilling race to build poker hands. Each card you hit brings you closer to the jackpot. Feel the rush as you aim and fire, knowing that every successful hit means better moves from the stewardess. The stakes get higher with every round. Can you master the art of hitting the right combinations? Dive into this unique blend of shooting and poker, where every paper plane you bring down fuels the show. Get ready to ground those flying cards and raise the stakes.
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Dick Leader
Right so the whole thing is a shooter but not really. You got this dildo-rocket, yeah, and you're firing it at planets that are supposedly virgins. The logic is already falling apart in my head but whatever, I'm here for it. The models are real, that's the hook. Actual women doing this weird striptease thing between levels. A blonde one and a brunette. They just sort of... peel off clothes while you're trying to line up shots. It's so jarring it loops back around to being funny. The shooting itself is bare bones arcade stuff. Move left, move right, dodge some incoming whatever. I died three times in a row because I was distracted by the brunette's little smirk during her animation. She knows. She absolutely knows what she's doing to my aim. The lesbian tag is there because the two models get real close sometimes. Not a complaint. Just an observation. I wish the rocket had more weight to it. Feels like a floating cursor. But then again, you're not here for the tight gunplay mechanics, are you? The whole thing feels like someone found a bunch of footage from a late night cable show and built a game around it. The erotic part is so upfront it's almost clinical. No buildup, just here's a tit, now shoot the planet. I kept waiting for some hidden scene or a secret fourth model to unlock but no. What you see is what you get. The arcade loop is addictive in a brain off kind of way. I caught myself playing for way longer than I planned, not even horny, just chasing a higher score while a pixelated dildo sailed past a nipple. The disconnect is the real experience.